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Not Quite Shakespear but close enough!
(bye the way i can't count so ignore the #'s, and there r alot cuz i just copy and paste 'em)

~*~A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.~*~
Guys are like a deck of cards. Some are kings, but most of em are jacks!
TGIF~ Thank God Im Female
Life was much easier when we thought boys had cooties!
Find a guy who would stay awake just to watch you sleep.
*Never give up if u still wanna try*
*Never wipe your tears if u still wanna cry*
*Never settle for the answer if u still wanna know*
*Never say u don't luv him if u can't let him go*
172. ~ur envy creates my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper?~
~My boyfriend and i broke up over religious differences......he thought he was GOD, and i didn't~57.
a tru girl needs 3 animals...1)a mink in da closet 2)a jag in da driveway 3)and a jackass to pay for it all
163. If ur naughty go 2 ur room... If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine
~168. You just lost the chance you never had!~
169. friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men
153. To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!
143. One day My prince will come, He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions
144. IM threw wit guys, they all tell lies, they break ur <3 and make u cry, luvin guys is such a sin, hey check out that guy that just walked in!
170. CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE
*People say there's someone out there for you...I think my person got hit by a bus*
 Normal people scare me.
110. East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the b*tch that touches my man
 I believe in angels I see one every
time I look in the mirror.

 Sometimes I wish I was a little kid
agian ..... back then i got away with
everything.
 Ociffer,I swear to drunk Im not
God!!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made ME pretty, what the hell happened to you?
Not the brightest crayon in the box
now are we?
I climbed the door,opend the stairs.Said my pajamas,and put on my prayers.Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light. All because you kissed me goodnight
*Next morning I woke up and scrambled my shoes.Picked up my eggs and toasted the news.I couldn't tell my left from right.All because you kissed me goodnight!*
*That evening at least I felt normal again.So I picked up my mother and called the phone.I spoke to the puppy and threw dad a bone.Even at midnight the sun was still bright.All because you kissed me goodnight!*
 I look like an angel and act like one too...But u Never know what this Angel will do!
 As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!
 I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on
 SMILE! it scares people...
 You're only bad if you're caught.
..So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Hate me because....well....Okay!...Hate me because I'm beautiful!
*I wanted 2 kill da Prettiest person alive then I relized....ohh ya! sucicidez a crime!*
 God made the land, God made the sea, God needed an princess so God made me.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
 **You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me
35. Guys are like rollercoasters, they can either make you sick or they can give you the biggest thrill of your life!
36. Remember my name * remember my face * cuz there aint no one that can take my place
37. I am never wrong people just don't always think the way i do
38. God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
39. God made mud , God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt
40. God only meant to make Women Men are just a technicallity.
52. Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)
53. A kiss is just a kiss 'ti lu find the one u love,
a hug is just a hug 'til its the one ur thinkin of,a dream is just a dream 'til u make it come true and love is just a word 'til its proven to you
I'm a lil' devil short and sweet, mess with me and you'll get beat"
54. i broke a lot of the rules cuz i could~ i got away wit it cuz im good
55. shakin mah booty movin mah hips makin u drool n lick ur lips i bet ur girl cant tease u like this
56. last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one wit a reason i loved you.... i was doin good til i ran out of stars

58. The best way to get over a guy is to get under another one!
59. Im not spoiled i just get everything i want
60. When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
61. If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart
62. "Nothing is more painfull than realizing he meant everything to u and u meant nuthin 2 him."
63. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend
64. If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?
71. I dropped a tear in the ocean- the day I find is the day I'll stop loving you
75. if all my friends jumped off a bridge i wouldn't jump with them, i'd be at the bottom to catch them!
76. If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands
77. Girls are like fireworks there kiss lights up the night there hugs make
everthing bright when they get mad they explode when they are happy they make everthing glow
80. iF YoU LiVe 2 bE 100, i WaNNa LiVe 2 bE 100 - MiNuS - 1 So i WoN'T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY WiThOuT YoU
81. Who do you turn too when the only who who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry
82. Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?
83. God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine!?
84. Meeting you was fate,Be coming ur friend was a choice, but falling in love with u was beyond my control
85. One day it finally came true, i saw the one i trully loved, and that one was you
86. Wanting him is hard to get. Loving him is hard to regret. Losing him is hard to accept. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet
87. Why is it... That I must climb 100 mountains to get you...
When all you have to do is smile..To get me?
89. U say im carzy, and i know itz true, The only thing i am crazy about. . . iz u.
90. If you be sugar, I'll be spice, if you be fire, I'll be ice, if your cold, I'll make you hot, as long as you give me all you've got
91. How come you have enough time to go out and make other people fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the one who already does
92. Everyone is meant for someone...I believe that you are my someone
93. **I ran into my ex the other day...put in reverse AND HIT HIM AGAIN**
94. I no I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me!
95. If U Want Me To Fall 4 U...U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova
96. BOY I GOT MORE GAME THEN A PLAYSTATION 2!!!
97. B=Babe
I= In
      T=Total
              C=Control of
          H=Herself
98.You Try To Be As Cute As Me Please Girls ...I Do It
Naturally...
99.*Like a memory*Im Unforgettable*
100. This girl right here is one of a kind Do I care what you say? ...NaH... Keep that in mind!
101. All you girls think you're tough...
Well all your stuff ain't that rough...
You think you know the deal...
But it's me & my girls who be keepin it real
102. Bassically, don't stress me... you can't impress me... I ain't a tease... I'm just a reminder of what you can't please!
103. If I owe you a hook up & you never got paid, charge it to the game, cuz boy you just got played!
104. Im A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me You Better Bow Down, So Get On Your Knees And Call Me Your Highness, Cause Baby Believe Me, I'm New Jersey's Finest !
105. If you love him set him free, if he doesn't come back, well then, he's with me!
106. You Know I'm a Cutie & You know you like my BOOTIE!
107. Guys are Players...and thats a fact...Don't fall in love...Just play 'em back!
108. ::Im that lil cutie that brings you to your knees,
::The lil angel you cant wait to please.
::Images of me arent hard to find,
::Cuz I'm romancin' your heart & blowin' your mind

111. He broke your heart, It shattered like glass, When he comes crawling back, Tell him baby kiss my a$$
112. Guys are like stars-There are a million of them, But only one will make your dreams come true
113. I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm a princess, So what's the confusion?
114. Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh
115. A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you
116. Star light, Start bright, Where the hell is Mr. Right ?!
117. Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to what you don't say
118. See my halo, Bright and shiny, Mess with me and I'll kick your hiney
120. The sparkle in your eyes could make the stars jealous
121. He must have a lot of parking tickets because he has fine written all over him
122. I don't care what you think about me because it can't be half as bad as what I think of you
123. Good girls aren't really good, We just know how to get away with being bad
124.I'm not conceited, I'm just as good as I say I am
125. I'm a genie in a bottle and you are a tramp in a lamp
126. Like what you see? Dial 1-800-YOU-WISH
127. Oh, I'm sorry, Did I look interested
128. I am as sweet as candy, I'm as hot as hell, I am the finest princess as you can tell, What you see is what you don't get, So dream on, Drool on and Move on
129. I'm a lil cutie, Short and sweet, Mess with my girls and you're going to get your a$$ beat
130. BoRn 2 PLeaSe, TauGHT 2 TeaSe*
131. MeSs WiT MaH KReW aNd YeR MeSsiN WiT Me, HuRT THeM aND THeN YoULL See, HoW FaST i MaKe YoUr LiFe HeLL, i'M nOt MesSiN, I hOpE u CaN TELL!

132.I didn't ask to be a princess, but if the crown fits
133. Im da girlie you love 2 hate, try 2 immatate, but can never dupilicate
134. A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only really kinda kiss is a kiss tasted
135. God made mountains, God made trees, God made GUYS, But hey, we all make mistakes!
136. I Dont Chase Em Jus Replace Em
137. Surgeon General Warning: Flirtin Wit Me May Lead 2 Extreme Infatuation
138. I am 50%Princess 25%Angel n 25%Cute which makes me 100% Perfect!
140. Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop?
141. I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
142. guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

145. Do I Look like a grocery item to you?¿?¿? I see you checking me out!!
146. Did u fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on teh way down?!?!?!
147. They say true love hides behind every corner, well i must b walkin in circles!?!?!
148. Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike nintendo i never get played
149. A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to a boy
150. -I never meant tø hurt yøu- -but- -yøu're pretty when yøu cry- -I never really løved yøu- -but- -I'm pretty when I lie-
151. Don't hate me bcuz im beautiful, hate me bcuz ur man thinks i am!!
152. what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~

154. It's hard to be humble when you're this hot
155. The only difference between meh and yew Is that I make being a Princess Look Good
156. Some may call it XtC* *Some may call it destiny* *Some may call it meant 2B* *But I Just call it *u* -n- *me*
157. íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?-
158. I'm the sweetest thang that you'll ever know.... So baby never let me go
159. Wit a hug n a kiss im out like dis
160. You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same
161. a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue
162. God made elks, god made deers,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS

164. 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep
165. I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either
166. I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe
167. I'm not werid! I'm gifted

171. We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start... fate brought us together to be sisters by heart!~